I stand corrected. xss-lock is core dumping, but Irssi is basically fork-bombing, which is causing the issues. Let’s see if downgrading fixes the issue.
Irssi was the symptom, not the problem. The problem was evidently that I hadn’t properly configured Thunderbolt in the bios. Twiddled a few settings and the problem went away.
*sigh of relief*
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