Whether you’re actually a coke mule, or just trying to carry your own sugar onboard, either way you’re the dumbest person in the TSA line

This is based on a true story, and not only did the person have this bagged, white powder in their carry on, they had two bags of potatoes. TSA spent about 10 minutes with them in secondary screening.

I know this because my wife was behind them in line. Fun fact there: baby wipes commonly trigger secondary screening.

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